Thursday, September 17, 2009

A Tale (Tail) to Remember

Everyday we get a call, or two, from Lindsay with some outrageous story. Most are about her interesting customers, but some are random sightings. Yesterday's story may have topped them all.

Kelly got the first call. I would love to have been in on that one. So here's the story, paraphrased. Lindsay stopped at AM/PM for a nutritious dinner of Doritos and sour cream on her way home from work. She notices an extremely thin girl looking at the beverage cooler. Her thinness caught Lindsay's eye first, but when she bent over she got the shock of her life. The girl had a tail! Yes, a real tail coming out the top of her jeans. Lindsay, being the cool chick she is, almost started heaving. But, she couldn't stop staring. As luck would have it, she got behind Lindsay at the checkout counter. Lindsay hadn't had quite enough, so she invited the girl to go ahead of her so she could check it out again. Yep, there is was! She almost broke her neck getting to the car so she could call Kelly. Her only regret was that she had left her phone in the we have no photo.

Just another day in Warnerville. We'll store it right beside the story of Kelly seeing a goat in a car in the Nordstrom's parking lot. And life goes on.

Photo posted by Kelly. I refused to be a part of it.


  1. Oh my gosh. This is hilarious and I know Lindsey's pain of forgetting my camera when the perfect shot appears. If I had a tail, I can pretty much guarantee I would be wearing the most modest clothing on the planet--certainly a top that tucked in. It is a crazy world we live in. I found a website last night that had me laughing so hard I had tears running down my cheeks. Your family would like it. It is